
90′s Fads That Never Did And Still Don’t Make Sense
Some things never devalue in coolness. Surfing has to be one of them. I mean, most sports wouldn’t survive songs like ‘Surfin’ USA’ and ‘Wipe Out’ fully intact. Fads in kids toys are a good counterpoint to cool: the Yo-Yo made its inexplicable comeback near the end of the 20th Century, only to be swiftly shot with both barrels by ‘Walk (the Dog) Like An Egyptian’, a cover of a Bangles song. In the UK, ‘YO-Hans’ the Yo Yo expert ferried this song the skull-encrusted shores of number 48 in the UK charts. Didn’t hear it? Well, it’s effect on Yo-Yo sales was so profound that you didn’t have to hear it. Probably. In short, Surf Clothing are the robes of a king. Yo-Yos are thankfully back to being an accessory for the socially disadvantaged.
My childhood was full of similar would be trends trying to make themselves known. BMX Bikes are worthy of significant credibility points. You may ride one yourself, and I’m not going to wag my finger all that much if you’re in your twenties and still doing ‘tricks’ on it. But why on earth did someone think they’d still be cool when they miniaturised them? Some of my friends at school had these things. They’re so stupid that I’ve begun to doubt my own memories: only a quick Google search verifies that these things actually did exist. Well, kids will official buy anything, I guess? Why was a teenager playing with a toy that could well have come as an accessory with his sister’s Ken doll?
Finger BMXs were actually the second wave: the finger skateboards came first, unhinging a miniature and very square portal to hell. But ultimately, it’s all ammunition for the day when my friends turn to their kids and claim that modern toys lack the creativity of toys ‘in their day’. Remember the finger skateboards, the Furbies and the Tamagotchis, or I will remember for you. I suppose we at least had stuff that was half decent. Skate Shoes and proper skateboards actually have some kind real world application. They’re also only a little less popular than they were when everyone rushed out to buy them for whatever Christmas in whatever fad year they fell in. But, oh god, Scooters came back didn’t they? Generation Y: hide your heads in shame.
Flick Trix Mini BMX Bikes Tutorials: Basics
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4 SHEETS STICKERS MOTOCROSS BMX MINI QUAD ATV ENERGY PRO SCOOTER BIKE AD $1.99 |
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BMX mini handlebars/gt/redline/hutch $20.00 |
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BMX MINI STEM/GT/REDLINE/HUTCH $12.00 |
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NOS AME BUBBLE FONT BLACK GRIPS OLD SCHOOL BMX MINI HUTCH GT MONGOOSE FREE AGENT $9.99 |
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LDC 45mm Stem Bmx Mini Junior $35.00 |
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Answer BMX Cranks 155mm Bmx Mini Junior $85.00 |
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GT Mach One Mini 1992 Old Mid School BMX Racing Frame and Fork Set 4130 Chromoly $110.00 |
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Crupi, Bullseye, Titan, Tnt, Boss, Kastan Bmx, Mini, Jr, $40.00 |
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NIP! FLICK TRIX MATT BERINGERS BACKYARD Toy Set New MINI RAMP BIKE DVD BMX $9.99 |
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GT JR Performer 1987 Fully Restored 16″ Pit Mini Bmx $800.00 |
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GT JR Performer 1988 Fully Restored 16″ Pit Bike Mini Bmx $800.00 |
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Answer Scythe Carbon BMX Race Fork-Mini SL $159.99 |
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OLD SCHOOL BMX NOS MINI BMX SEAT $5.99 |
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BMX BIKE JR. MINI EXPERT stem goose-neck 1″ OR 1-1/8″ FRONT LOAD 9oz. BLACK NEW $24.99 |
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SKATEBOARD-BMX BIKE-RC NITRO CAR MINI LAUNCH TRICK RAMP-FLY BOX TABLE-SK-903-MRK $36.35 |
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ODI Ruffian Mini BMX Dual Ply Grips Black Gray $12.95 |
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►4XLED TURN SIGNAL CATEYE MINI BLACK YAMAHA DRAG STAR,YZ80B,MX80H,DX100H,FAZER $69.67 |
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REDLINE PROLINE BMX FRAME AND FORKS PROMINI PRO MINI old school freestyle $99.99 |
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New BMX Ame GT round Logo Mini Grips black $12.00 |
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Mini Silicone Bicycle Light Set LED Mountain Bike Bmx Mtb Hybrid (UK Seller) $4.72 |
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New Sinz BMX Stealth Carbon Fiber Race Forks Mini 24×1 394 Grams Free Ship $237.45 |
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New Sinz BMX Stealth Carbon Fiber Race Forks Mini 20×1 386 Grams Free Ship $237.45 |
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New Sinz BMX Mini Lite Stem 1″ 40MM 210 Grams FREE SHIPPING! $37.95 |
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New Sinz BMX Mini Clipless Pedals 350 Grams Free Ship $52.20 |
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Old School 1984 CW BMX Mini Micro Frame Fork 24″ Cruiser Araya Zeronine RARE $152.50 |
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NEW Helmet Video Camera SD Mini DVR for Custom BMX $69.99 |
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Haro Mini BMX AL Mini Group 1 7005 alloy Race bike $46.00 |
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1″ Formula Carbon Fiber Forks mini/expert BMX $30.00 |
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NOS BMX Old School Chekered UNI Mini Seat Cover $19.99 |
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NEW Tektro 926AL Mini V Brake // BMX Race Freestyle Silver Cycling $0.99 |
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VANS OFF THE WALL MINI BACKPACK BAG skateboarding book pads shoes bag bmx surf $5.99 |
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12 POUND TITANIUM TITAN MINI BMX BIKE BOMBSHELL DOTEK PRIMO REDLINE RETRO $539.00 |
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NEW SKATEBOARD-RC NITRO CAR-BMX BIKE MINI LAUNCH TRICK RAMP (SK-100-MR) $21.80 |
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Profile Racing Stem BMX Race 1″ Mini Elite Cruiser Expert Junior Jr $24.99 |
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Onza BMX Red Mini race Saddle & Seatpost 22.2mm deluxe $14.20 |
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Red Slambar Handlebars BMX or Mini’s like XR50 / CRF50 $39.95 |
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Tektro BX3V Linear Pull Brake F or R mini BMX Cyclocross Road Tandem Bikes $18.99 |
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Tektro 926AL Mini Linear Pull Brake Black mini BMX Cyclocross Road Tandem Bikes $14.99 |
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Tektro 926AL Mini Linear Pull Brake Silver mini BMX Cyclocross Road Tandem Bikes $14.99 |
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NEW TekTro 926AL Mini V Brake // L-Full Brake Black BMX Freestyle Bike $9.99 |
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Answer BMX alumilite with TI spokes wheelset mini 1 1/8 $185.00 |
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SUNTOUR MINI BMX STEM JMC GT MONGOOSE SKYWAY $39.99 |
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BLAZER BMX RACE FRAME OLD SCHOOL MINI 80 81 JMC GT $99.99 |
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ANSWER 20″ BMX CARBON FIBER FORKS MINI JUNIOR EXPERT 1′ STEER LIGHT – NEW $85.00 |
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NOS black 1980s A’me tri mini grips old school BMX vintage freestyle $9.99 |
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NOS blue 1980s A’me tri mini grips old school BMX vintage freestyle $9.99 |
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20 SEW UP PANARACER TIRES MICRO MINI JR BMX RACE NOS RACING VINTAGE $120.00 |
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20 SEW UP CYCLE PRO SNAKE BELLY TIRES MICRO MINI JR BMX RACE NOS RACING VINTAGE $75.00 |
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Revcore CW Old or Mid School Vintage BMX Mini Stem Gooseneck $55.00 |
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SKATEBOARD-BMX BIKE-RC NITRO CAR MINI LAUNCH TRICK RAMP-FLY BOX TABLE-SK-903-MRK $36.35 |
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►4XLED TURN SIGNAL CATEYE MINI BLACK YAMAHA DRAG STAR,YZ80B,MX80H,DX100H,FAZER $74.23 |
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Profile BMX Mini front hub 36 hole black $113.85 |
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Tektro BMX Mini Brake/Lever/Cable Set 926AL/316A/2P Black $18.92 |
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Profile BMX Mini Cassette w/Chromo Driver 36h Black $201.49 |
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Supercross Mini Bmx Race Carbon Ti Crupi Kids $350.00 |
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Redline Mini micro Handle Bar Old School BMX $24.51 |
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Crupi Mini Rounds Old School BMX Pedals 9-1/6th Silver $129.00 |
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schwinn bmx nos 20″ bicycle unio seat post mini seat $20.00 |
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Profile Racing MINI BMX 14MM CASSETTE HUBSET 36H RHD Cromo Aqua (Teal) $269.99 |
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Profile Racing MINI BMX 14MM CASSETTE HUBSET 36H RHD Cromo Green $269.99 |
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SCHWINN MINI SCRAMBLE HANDLEBAR – BMX – PIXIE – RATROD $5.00 |
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Vintage 80′s DiamondBack 16″ Pit Bike Mini Viper BMX mongoose gt harry leary $269.99 |
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Model Mini BMX Bicycle X Pro Silverado Real Die Cast Tools Tires Frame Fork KIT $5.99 |
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SE Bronco Mini Race BMX Bike Aqua Green 20″ – Kid’s $179.95 |
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SE Bronco Mini Race BMX Bike Power Pink 20″ – Kid’s $159.95 |
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THE Mini Lite BMX Seat/Post 20.4 Carbon & Smoke 140 gr $24.99 |
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Intense Factory Mini Gold BMX Bike Carbon fiber Fork $499.99 |
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SE Racing BMX Mini Pad Set Brown Team Blue 3 Piece $8.95 |
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TSG Nipper Mini Graphic Design Panda White Childs BMX Bike Skate Helmet XXS/XS $53.99 |
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20 inch purple intense race mini micro kids boys bike bmx bicycle ibk1rmn-2 $219.99 |
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**MINI 24″ BMX CRUISER WHEELSET- ODYSSEY T1000 RIMS TI SPOKES CRUPI HUBS!!** $145.00 |
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SE Bikes BMX Mini Saddle Blue with White SE Racing Winged BMX Innovations Logo $24.95 |
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Flick Trix Mongoose Motomag Mini BMX Bike $27.06 |
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Flick Trix GT Santa Ana California Retro Mini Bmx Bike $28.46 |
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TSG Nipper Mini Graphic Design Panda White Kids BMX Bike Skate Helmet XXS/XS $53.68 |
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TSG Nipper Mini Graphic Design Panda White Childs BMX Bike Skate Helmet XXS/XS $55.26 |
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Answer BMX Alumilite Ti Mini 20×1-1/8″ Wheelset (Includes 16t Aluminum Cog) $489.60 |
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316AG Mini-BMX Right brake lever $8.46 |
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2-Cycle Michael’s To the Stars BMX Number Plate – Mini $13.00 |
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2-Cycle Michael’s Band of Skulls BMX Number Plate – Mini $13.00 |
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Answer BMX Alumilite Ti Mini 20×1-1/8″ Wheelset $458.91 |
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BMX ALLOY CRANKS MINI JR RACING 175MM $39.99 |
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DINO MINI BMX RACING BIKE _8 4968 $71.56 |
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NEW SKATEBOARD-RC NITRO CAR-BMX BIKE MINI LAUNCH TRICK RAMP (SK-100-MR) $21.80 |
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Answer Carbon Mini BMX Handlebar White $94.99 |
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Supercross Mini Cruiser BMX bike bombshell crupi answer LDC profile redline $1,000.00 |
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1 SHEET STICKERS BMX DIRT BIKE MOTOCROSS MINI QUAD PIT ENERGY DRINK K21 $1.29 |
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Redman BMX Mini Pit Warrior Bike Rare Rockstar $149.99 |
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Tektro R926 Mini V-Brake Caliper Linear Pull for Cross or BMX Silver 170g $13.95 |
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NEW FLICK TRIX MATT BERINGER’S BACKYARD MINI BMX BIKE RAMP TOOLS STICKERS DVD $9.99 |
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Free Agent Micro Mini BMX $152.50 |
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TRUVATIVE 170MM CRANKS PRO JUNIOR EXPERT BMX MINI SQUARE TAPER CRANK SET $29.00 |
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NEW TANGENT MINI JUNIOR BMX SEAT SADDLE AND SEATPOST RED 22.2 $20.99 |
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NEW TANGENT MINI JUNIOR BMX SEAT SADDLE AND SEATPOST BLUE 22.2 $20.99 |
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Staats BMX 20″ Mini Race Bike $500.00 |
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Robinson GT Bmx Bike Frame USA Mini Bmx $110.00 |
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►4XLED TURN SIGNAL CATEYE MINI BLACK YAMAHA DRAG STAR,YZ80B,MX80H,DX100H,FAZER $43.19 |
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Odyssey BMX Bicycle Handlebar Grips DASH MINI BLACK $13.29 |
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ODI BMX Bicycle Handlebar Grips LOCKON System BMX RUFFIAN MINI Black $21.21 |
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Odyssey BMX Bicycle Handlebar Grips DASH MINI CLEAR Blue $13.29 |
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Skinceuticals AGE Eye Complex 6 X 5ml Travel Sizes Samples Minis $18.95 SkinCeuticals A.G.E. Eye Complex Samples 6 tubes in a box… |
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Drift HD Full 1080p High Definition Helmet Action Camera Kit $279.00 The new compact, durable, easy-to-use Drift HD camera elevates the point of view camera market to a higher level with the most feature-rich, multi-functional, professional helmet camera available to date: Full HD for creating crystal clear footage More compact housing, 4.1 inches and 4.23 oz., 25 percent smaller that its predecessor Replaceable lens Second rear cover to protect the camera when… |
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Veho Gumball 3000 Edition Muvi Micro Action Camcorder with Waterproof Case/Handlebar Mount/Action Sports Pack VCC-003-MUVI-GUM $59.99 Veho have teamed up with Gumball 3000 Rally to produce a new and unique range of action cameras. The latest addition to the popular Veho MUVI micro camcorder range introduces the MUVI Gumball 3000 Edition micro camcorder. The Gumball 3000 Special edition includes all the feature functions of the bestselling Veho Muvi micro camcorder but includes all the available accessories bundled in one box. Th… |
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Thorlo Men’s Basketball Mini Crew Sock $12.99 Thorlo, the originator of the activity-specific sock, is a family-owned company that designs and manufactures sock products for everything from hiking to tennis to hunting. Every pair of Thorlo’s socks–from original concept to finished product–is made in North Carolina. Thorlo goes to great lengths to ensure that its manufacturing using only recycled or recyclable paper in its packaging. The com… |
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Jagwire Mini Tube Tops: Translucent; 6-Pack $10.00 Housing & Frame ProtectorsProtects frame from housing scratches; Slides over 4 or 5mm housingTube Tops 3G snap over housingTube Tops 3G 5.5 work with hydraulic lines and 5.5mm housingItem SpecificationsUnit of SalePack of 6… |
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